You Know You Love Bejiita To Much When...
-You defend him whenever someone bad mouths him.
-You threaten to kill them if they continue.
-He's in your every waking thought.
-He's in your every unconscious thought.
-You dream about him.
-You scream at the TV whenever Bejiita isn't on the screen.
-After Bejiita dies in the show, you boycott DBZ until he comes back.
-You think if Bejiita's not in it, DBZ just isn't worth watching.
-You threaten annoying people by sending them to the next dimension.
-You can't understand how anyone could NOT love him.
-You see some of your own personality traits in Bejiita.
-You've wondered if you're Bejiita's "type".
-You know every Bejiita site on the internet.
-You have them all book-marked.
-Whenever Bejiita gets hurt you cringe as if feeling the pain.
-You've fantasize about Bejiita.
-He's the first thing you see as you wake and the last thing you see before you sleep.
-You think Bejiita has excellent fashion sense. (i,e, pink badman shirt w/ yellow pants)
-You insist you girlfriend wear a light blue wig.
-You also love Hiei from YYH because of his uncanny resemblance to Bejiita.
-You wish you were Gokuu...or wish to kill him and take his place
-"Kisama" and "no class baka" have become part of your daily vocabulary.
-You just love spandex.
-You attempt to make Bejiita's armor and outfit.
-You succeed and have worn it everyday since then.
-You only like DBZ because Bejiita's in it.
-You find yourself smirking more.
-You find yourself scowling more.
-You find strong, crazy haired, slightly idiotic men more attractive.
-You find brilliant, blue haired women more attractive.
-During sex you scream out Bejiita! instead of your boyfriend's name.
-During sex you scream out Bejiita! instead of your girlfriend's name.
-You're actually taking notes from this list.
-You write fan fiction in which everyone loves and worships Bejiita. I do mean EVERYONE.
-You can't imagine your life without Bejiita's presence.
-You find it impossible to go through a single day without seeing his face or something Bejiita related.
-No matter how mean or horrible Bejiita was, or can be you always understand and forgive.
-You're boyfriend is jealous of all the attention you give Bejiita.
-You're girlfriend is jealous of all the attention you give Bejiita.
-You make lists like these.
-You make sites like these.
-You think these lists are totally bogus because you can never love Bejiita too
much.
These are by Leonora
-You've found your prince charming and he bears a striking resemblance to Bejiita.
-You always smirk or laugh while sparing in karate class...are beaten but continue to smirk and laugh even louder.
-But you get really pissed off when the other person smirks back. Then you call him/her Kakarotto and try to transform in to a suupa saiyajin.
-You block the guy on the chat where you typed "Bejiita is hot!" and never speak to him again.
-You ask your little sister or brother to make dragon balls for you out of play dough.
-You actually try to summon Shenron with them.
-You always bring a vegetable to school to comfort you.
-You tell your teacher , who's hairline is higher every time you see him that he has cool hair.
-You catch yourself trying to fix all the boys' hair into Bejiita's "style."
-When someone calls you woman in a very arrogant tone, you take it as a compliment.
-You demand that your date pick you up in a time capsule or you'll refuse to go.
-You scour the shopping malls to find Buruuma's outfits and try to die your hair lavender. (kinda hard when you have black hair)
-If you ever see a pink shirt you always check to see if it has "badman" written on it.
-If not you buy it anyways and paint "badman" on the shirt yourself and give one to your boyfriend.
These are by Lunoki
-You find yourself drawing pictures of Bejiita at 1 in the morning.
-You surf the internet day and night for Bejiita. When your mom tells you it's time for bed you're nearly in tears.
-You always say Kakarotto instead of Gokuu.
-When you see pictures of you scoff or sneer in disgust
-You wish you were Buruuma...or wish to kill her and taker her place.
These are by Mike Z
-You use four bottles of hair gel in attempts to get your hair to stand in that unnatural position.
- You have an uncanny urge to eat more carrots.
-You talk way too much about your royal saiyajin blood while sparring.
-You latch on to one random person and insist you must outdo them in everything.