Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Dear Shenron, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my planet, my race and my corporation at the bottom
I sent two dragon balls back in autumn
You must not have got ‘em
That little green bastard Dende must’ve got lost or somethin’
Sometimes I drop em accidentally and crack em
But anyways, fuck it. What’s bin up man, how’s the other dragons?
My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m out to be a father
If I have a daughter guess what I have to call her, I have to name her Bra, see?
I heard about Kami too, I’m sorry
I know the guy wanted to kill Garlik Jr and beat ‘im
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even learnt some Namek, that shit is hard!
I got a room full of your stuff and some scouters, man
I like the shit you did in the Freeza Saga, that shit was bad!
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, the strongest creature, this is Vegeta.
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Dear Shen, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have the chance
I ain’t mad, I just want to ‘Big Bang’ your ass!
If you didn’t want to talk to me on Namek, you didn’t have to
But you could’ve granted my wish - It was just a small one
One for immortality: to be infinite years old
I stood there in the blistering cold and you just didn’t perform
That’s pretty shitty man. That’s downright evil
I could’ve beaten Freeza, but instead it was that Goku
I’m not mad, I just don’t like what you had to do
Remember when we met? You said if I called upon you
You’d grant my wish. See I’m like you in a way
I never had a family neither
Although no one summons me just to wish for crap
I can relate to your hard life, I even wrote a song
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and sing ‘Shenlon’
Cuz I don’t got shit else, so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a shirt with Shenlon writ across the chest
Sometimes I paint myself green, to see how cool it is
Its like adrenaline, the color is better than pink y’see
Everything I wish becomes real which is like heaven
The girlfriend’s jealous cuz I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Shenlon, no one does
She don’t know what it was like for me growing up
You gotta see me man, I’ll be the meanest master you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Vegeta. PS We should get together too
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Dear Mr ‘I’m too good to write to or find my fans’
This’ll be the last message I ever send your ass
It been six months and still no word, though I deserve it
I know you got the last dragon ball cuz I zapped Dende stupid
So this is my cassette I’m sending you, I hope you hear it
I’m in my space pod right now; I’m doing the speed of light
Hey Shenlon, I drank Mrs Briefs’ tea, ya dare me to drive?
You know that song from the series: ‘Rocking the dragon’
About dancing and all that other shit
And collecting dragon balls
That’s what I'ma do but I’ll rock you to death
It’s too late, I’m closing in on you, I’m SSJ
All I wanted was a lousy letter and a wish
I hope you know I zapped half of your Nameks
I love you Shenlon; we could’ve gotten along think about it
You ruined it now I hope you can’t sleep and you panic about me
And when you panic I hope you lie awake and worry bout me
I hope when I get there I kick your ass and you can’t leave without me
See Shenlon, shut up Kakarotto, I’m trying to talk
Hey Shenlon, that’s my rival pigging out in the back
I want him powered up ready to fight you
Cuz I don’t want him to miss out on all the action
Well here I am, by all seven dragon balls
Oh shit I forgot, how am I supposed to summon you?
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Oh King Kold, I wonder why…I don’t use those dragon balls
The earthling rain clouds up the window, and I can’t seem to recall
What happened, oh so long ago, but thanks to the dragon balls
They’ll grant me and I’ll be bad, I’ll be bad
Dear Vegeta, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said Bulma’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
How are the other Saiya-jins? Is Yajarobi still fat?
And here’s an autograph; I wrote it on your dragon ball
I’m sorry I had to go, Guru died unexpectedly
Don’t think I did that to you man, intentionally
And what’s this about you painting yourself green
Mine is natural, you fucked up little freak!
You got some problems, I think you need some help
To stop you from killing anyone else
And what’s this about you and me together
That type of shit’ll make your friends have to wish you mentally better
I really think you and Bulma need each other
Or maybe you should learn to say her name
I just hope you learn the love game
I hope this reaches you in time
Before you hurt someone, I think that you’ll be fine
If you get some Valium in you, but Vegeta
Why do you get so mad, try to understand, I do want you as a wisher
I just don’t want you to wish some crazy shit
I can see this one ship headed towards me, it makes me sick
This dude is cruising towards me, probably wants a fight
And there’s some one with him, uh oh! He looks bigger than the other
I should run away. I want my mother!
Hang on a mo, oh shit! It’s you! DAMN!